Greasy Turkey

A wet ratchet pussy with pussy lips that look like a turkey's gobbler.

I was going down on this hoe and as soon as I stuck it in her pussy was like a greasy turkey.

by Greasy Nigga May 15, 2014

greasy hall

an uncontrollable disease in which a women a women goes beyond a slut or a whore and becomes something completely new and monsterous

guy 1 "dude i had an awesome time last night!"
guy 2 "what happened?"
guy 1 "i fucked stephanie"
guy 2 "shes such a greasy hall".

by LCSS April 13, 2014

greasy sherk

The art of jacking off while taking a shit in a portojohn after being stuck on an oilfield job location for 3 days.

Man, gimme 15 minutes before we start this short trip... I need to take a greasy sherk.

by Stuntcack June 27, 2014

Greasy

Violating any mother fucker who decides to fuck with you. Killing these niggas organelles ; not giving any fucks about what people say

This bitch tried to play me ? Now it's greasy season fuck are you talking about.

by SessyGur January 4, 2015

Greasy stress

When you're absolutely horrified and stressed about something and it's the absolute only thing you can think of and talk about. It's so bad that your pals are literally duck-taping your mouth shut. And if you keep talking through the tape, they tape you to the wall glued to a chair.

"Dude, I've got greasy stress today. Man, I dunno if Mrs. Ginny will think I'm a good actor. What do you think. I'm like so nervous. She's probably gonna throw me out. Blah blah bla....."

by peachy.thespian January 26, 2015

Greasy

That wonderful feeling you get as soon as the effects of the various drugs you've consumed that night begin to wear off. (Similar to that feeling you get after you throw down some scrumptious, gourmet , greasy burgers from McDonalds)

Bro, I started to feel soooo greasy last night about half way through the party. Should have timed my drugs up better. It was worth it though.

by Childish G February 28, 2015

Greasy

That wonderful feeling you get as soon as the effects of the various drugs you've consumed that night begin to wear off. (Similar to that feeling you get after you throw down some scrumptious, gourmet , greasy burgers from McDonalds)

Bro, I started to feel soooo greasy last night about half way through the party. Should have timed my drugs up better. It was worth it though.

by Childish G February 28, 2015