Nut goblin

A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.

Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?

Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.

by gloz February 27, 2021

Penny Goblin

Steals your pennies if you drop them.

Goddamn penny goblin done stole ma penny

by CrimsonWarrior December 14, 2020

Cock Goblin

Used for people who steals peoples virginity and is underave

Oh look there- it's the cock goblin paul

by AaronFearless November 4, 2021

Bowl Goblin

The magic goblin that sneaks in to your room at night and smokes out of your bowl and torches all of your devil's lettuce

Hey bro, I think the bowl goblin broke in last night

by bowl,goblin, smoke, drug February 21, 2012

Cunt Goblin

A person who gobbles the female genitalia like their life depended on it.

Girl or boy1: Hey can I gobble your cunt?

Girl or boy2: Yes, of course, You little Cunt Goblin.

by Pseudoralgia September 12, 2023

House goblin

An individual living inside another persons home without their consent or knowledge. This individual could be in the walls or in the attic for example.

"Did you hear? Richie had a house goblin living in his attic."

by yeetwehat July 16, 2022

Goblin Slayer

Also know as the beard cutter

Hym "Holy shit are we also Goblin Slayer!?"

Iam "What? What makes you think that?"

Hym "We predate it by a little over a year and we talked about how we used to say 'I see' all the time! His catchphrase is 'Souka!' that could totally be a thing!"

Iam "Wha... No way!"

Hym "Yes way! That shit is hardcore! We're the beard cutter!"

by Hym Iam June 6, 2022