3 definition by Sugar cocked nigga

A heterosexual male named Jackson that sucks dick for fun.

A shrew fondled is a man who rips open his urethra just wide enough to shove a small shrew in. This practice is (as they say) for the shrew to have a pool party in the bladder

Someone who has the consistent thought of shrinking to microscopic size to swim in the assholes oh their dad grandfather