golf kid

a really annoying kid who thinks he is the coolest toughest kid but he really sucks

Golf kid:you scared the mess out of me

by XxXnofoshoXxX January 29, 2008

golf palsy

Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score.

I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.

by Kevin Dean April 28, 2008

golftastic

A word combining golf and fantastic.

1. That Par 5 was golftastic!
2. I stroke several times while minigolfing, but can't get it in thehole very golftastically...
3. I put my balls in the ballwasher after they went in the sand and they came out golftastic!
4. You grip that shaft golftastically.

by _Robalicious_ April 18, 2009

Golf

Not Only Is It A Sport That Old Rich Men Play. But It Also A Word To Describe Something That's So Extreme That No Words Could Describe It.

Woah Man!!! Your Clothes Are Too Golf For Me!!!

by Bomroth August 1, 2012

Golf trip

The pure joy of not hearing ones family because you are far enough away from them. This usually takes place on a trip of some sort where golf is played and large quantities of alcohol are consumed. This rare occurrence usually lasts for 3-5 days and is as infrequent as eggs benedict. Often caused by marriage.

While on a golf trip John asked Did you hear that?
Mike: No
Phil: Me either

by Par 1 and 10 May 20, 2013

golfarrhea

The act of having diarrhea while golfing.

Nick was 5 under par before he had to run into the woods to take care of some heneous golfarrhea.

by backotrucker August 20, 2013

golf tipping

The idea when you tip someone working at a golf course as an idea that they will give you things usually 5 is ok 10 is good and 20 gives you whatever you want

I gave the bag room 20 dollars and they gave me golf tipping balls, I was ecstatic

by longballroughman June 23, 2015