the hardened unknown substance found on various items such as blankets, furniture, and most importantly, mattresses.
To Sally's dismay, she spotted a rough patch of ghetto frosting on her new lovers blanket as he slipped away for a morning leak.
by tiewordsknot April 20, 2010

by LiVee August 19, 2008

A Ghetto Smurf is a try hard "homie" "thug" person, who pretty much ranges from 8 ~ 18 yrs old and is most commonly short who wears bright baggy clothes and acts tough!!
by R'n'S August 3, 2003

A t-shirt (often white, but may be any color) sized XXXL or larger. Often spoted under or near flat brims and shameful facial hair.
Dude X-"Dude that is the biggest shirt I've ever seen...damn you're the man!"
Dude Y-"Shits'hot right,son. Pssst...bid&tall store,don't tell nobody.
Dude Y-"Shits'hot right,son. Pssst...bid&tall store,don't tell nobody.
by blackbob August 2, 2005

A name given to a child by a parent who didn't know the traditional spelling (or chose to disregard it). For example, "Antwon" for "Antoine" or "Stefany" for "Stephanie." Most typically associated with the uneducated, but is also seen with new-agey types who decide thier kids should have a 'unique' name.
(can also be used as a verb, meaning to give a child such a name)
(can also be used as a verb, meaning to give a child such a name)
My dumbass cousin got knocked up at 15 and then ghetto-named her baby. She called it 'Syntheea,' because I guess she didn't know how to spell 'Cynthia.' What a ghetto name.
by PurpleNinjaGirl July 11, 2009

The table in a school cafeteria where all the druggies and goths sit. The rich and middle class kids love to make fun of this table.
See ghetto
See ghetto
by GHETTOOOOO FABULOUS October 19, 2009
