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Diddle the Fiddle

To give a man an aggressive and swift blowjob.
John let me diddle the fiddle last night...
Diddle the Fiddle by AAAAAAHHHH420 December 13, 2020

skiddle my fiddle 

A phrase used when in very specific instances when running from something or when in great danger.
Eli running away

Also Eli - "skap my bap and skiddle my fiddle."

play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike 

farting on someone's penis
Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!

Canadian Fridge Fiddle 

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.
It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.

National let Faisal Fiddle Month 

During the month of November, you allow your friend named Faisal the ability to fiddle for fun.
Oh wow, It's national let Faisal Fiddle Month!

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not 

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not
If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not