stitching a deuce

When you knock someone unconscience and tie their hands behind their back. From here you take a shit in their mouth, and sew their mouth up. As they awaken, they will gag and throw up in their mouth, choking them and burning the inside of the throat; resulting in death.

John is stitching a deuce in P-Nap.

by Jooee Kerr February 12, 2008

Deuce Deuce

Your second poop of the day.

- How you feeling?

- Better now after my deuce deuce. I made a run for the boarder WAY too late last night.

by tyc303 July 29, 2010

chunk the deuce

Using your hands to throw up a sideways peace sign and then chunk it up and down.

As connor was leaving school he ran into to bud entering the school and they both decided to chunk the deuce out their car windows at the same time

by Groundball stats April 28, 2011

Deuce Kitty

The definition of Deuce Kitty is when the alaskin pipeline goes wrong. The shit in the condom melts and it breaks open in the pussy. Deuce (shit) Kitty (pussy)

Thankyou Rowan

Damn this alaskin pipeline just deuce kitty in me!

by pokealotasmot420 December 8, 2010

dropping a deuce

Taking a monstrous shit in all its duce-like spleandor!

Man One :" What's with the grin?"
Man Two: "I just clogged the toilet with my mighty duce!"

by bob February 8, 2005

chunk a deuce

Throw up 2 fingers in a sideways peace sign. A sign of acknowledgment of someone else. In Tallahassee, FL, this is widely recognized as the identifying hand gesture of Victoria Sartori

I was at a party, and i saw Victoria from across the room. I saw her chunk a deuce at me, in acknowledgement of my awesomeness.

by J. Gangsta October 23, 2008

Deuce

A two-hour session with a prostitute.

The trick got pissed that he nutted in five minutes because he paid for a deuce.

by What U. Waant August 12, 2003