by Jerry September 08, 2004
The sickest crap of a video on the internet, it is basically the toned down version of the pain Olympics video of a guy that scrapes his penis off with a carrot grater. It is evidently similar to two girls one cup, only with one guy and he doesn't crap in the cup.
"Bro I saw one man one jar!" Other guy: "No way! You know the part where he sits on the whole thing and it breaks and he pulls the shards out of his bleeding anus?"
by well it really depends... September 18, 2013
The second most horrible viral video, following one guy one screwdriver. It involves a (so far) anonymous man, who squats down over a jar, sliding it up into his ass, and squeezes it with his anus, causing it to shatter in his rectum. Rather than screaming in pain and calling 911, he just grunts, then begins to pick the shards out by hand as a sizable pool of surprisingly thick blood forms beneath him.. A mass of scar tissue suggests that this was intentional, and he "performs" on a regular basis.
by Professor the third March 14, 2010
The most horrible viral video. Video depicts a man sitting on a pickle jar until the jar fits securely in his anus, then it breaks and he begins to bleed profusely
by briguy0389 May 03, 2009
AN ANCIENT PROVERB that echoes alternatives to "one man's trash is another man's treasure", except the two men are gay. Has sexual connotations. Can be used in all contexts especially the workplace. Fundamental speech to impress your homosexual boss (eg. wELL SIR. AS THEY SAY, ___________.)
one man's ___ is another man's ____:
eg. one mans business is another mans christmas
one mans balls is another mans ALLS
one mans testicles is another mans BESTICLES
one mans testes are a nother mans besties
one mans orgasm is another mans spasms
one mans cum is another mans RUM
ONE MANS ANUS MAKES ANOTHER MAN FAMOUS
one mans shaft is another mans raft
one mans rim is another mans hymn
one mans pleasure is another mans treasure
one mans hole is another mans goal
one mans ass is another mans YAASSSSS
one mans ab is another mans grab
one mans prick is another mans lick
one mans member is another mans december
one mans ride is another mans hide
one mans behind is another mans grind
one mans nipples are another mans temples
one mans prostate is another mans estate
one mans face is another mans garage space
eg. one mans business is another mans christmas
one mans balls is another mans ALLS
one mans testicles is another mans BESTICLES
one mans testes are a nother mans besties
one mans orgasm is another mans spasms
one mans cum is another mans RUM
ONE MANS ANUS MAKES ANOTHER MAN FAMOUS
one mans shaft is another mans raft
one mans rim is another mans hymn
one mans pleasure is another mans treasure
one mans hole is another mans goal
one mans ass is another mans YAASSSSS
one mans ab is another mans grab
one mans prick is another mans lick
one mans member is another mans december
one mans ride is another mans hide
one mans behind is another mans grind
one mans nipples are another mans temples
one mans prostate is another mans estate
one mans face is another mans garage space
by breastateestate October 20, 2017
Usually a guy who has been through a lot making them superior in bed with ladies but not so great making babies, which makes them the happiest males.
by Big Slim Islander February 17, 2016
During his flight to the moon in an Apollo 11 rocket, Neil Armstrong stated, “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”
by bluestinger66 March 21, 2023