Dancing Itos

Dancing Itos was a comedy sketch used on a 1995 epsiode of The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. It featured the now famous Judge Ito who presided over the equally (in)famous OJ Simpson double murder trial. The dancing Itos were made up to look like Lance Ito and do a well choreographed dance and it also proved that Lance can't take a joke.

The word "danced" is a reference to a bit on "The Tonight Show" which featured the "Dancing Itos," a set of dancers made up to look like the judge.

by SalixRegina January 31, 2006

Dancing Car

A stationary car which moves in its place when people have sex inside it.

Dancing Car shown in the latest Bollywood (Indian equivalent of Hollywood) movie PK.

by Chanakya007 December 22, 2014

drunken dancing

This form of dancing, if you can call it that, results from persons consuming too much alcohol, which somehow fuels their confidence in a non-existent ability to dance.

The drunken dance can be mistaken for someone going into convulsions or having an undiagnosed neurological disorder. It is often painful to watch, but the drunken dancers are convinced that they are performing on a professional level.

Chrissie got pretty wild at that bar last night.
Oh no, she wasn't drunken dancing again, was she?

by DougCrow January 3, 2006

Dong Dance

Intended for males only, or transvesties:
While naked, one shifts one's hips repeatedly side to side, until one's genitals catch up with the momentum, creating a loud slapping noise against the side of one's thighs

Gilbert was suddenly slapped when Caroline asked him to dance, and Gilbert showed her the Dong Dance to impress her

by Tbizzle April 21, 2004

Thizzle Dance

a dance you go dumb and get hyphy 2 by Mac Dre

Hello everybody...(Hi)..
I like to introduce you to the Thizzelle Dance...(Thizzelle Dance?)
Thizzelle Dance I said..
Can you do the Thizzelle Dance?

Mac Dre
First, I do like this
Put a look on my face like I smelled some piss
Bounce to the beat till it start to hurt
Then I dust all the smirk off mi shirt
Dip to the ground as I catch the bass
Then I wipe all the sweat off mi face
Hop back up then I start to slide
Poping my collar as I glide
Then I break the thang down and do the bird
Dust myself off like I just stole third
Come on everybody now's the chance
Fuck the harlem shake this the Thizzelle Dance

Chorus 2x
Dance, Thizz Dance
Thizz Dance, Thizz Dance
Can you do the Thizzelle Dance?

Chuck Beez
First of all I hope you got you a juice
A Thizzle because its time to pop you a few
Then you gasp, brake, start the jet
Bounce with the car as it start to shit
Then you open up the car doors
The whole damn car low
Hopped out the Impalo
While you let the car roll
Ghostride the whip while you ride the strip
Here's your chance to do your dance on the side of it
While you at it the passenger and driver switch
Then hurry up and jump back inside your shit
Hanging out the rooftop
Do not get ooh-aahed by them foo's cop that tryna have you got
Other than that you and your boys coon big
You wanna learn the coon stay tuned to thizz
Hoochie-mama freaks, get yo man
And show them nigga's how to do the Thizzle Dance

Chorus 2x
Dance, Thizz Dance
Thizz Dance, Thizz Dance
Can you do the Thizzelle Dance?

Ahh, what, Thizz... ahh Thizz what..
Ahh, what, Thizz... ahh Thizz (what)..

Mac Dre
When I do it they say I'm killin it
The look on my face mean I'm feelin it
Just like the niggaz that I'm chillin wit it
You can't do the thizz unless your pillin it
This is the last verse then I'm sellin it
After this niggaz gon be stealin it
This is hip-hop with no Johnny Gill-in-it
No New Edition or Prince when I'm spillin it
I'm 12 years strong and I'm still in it
Now I'm slugged up
And diamond grillin it
I don't care who woman I'm dealin wit
I do the dance with Nancy Limchillinwit

Chorus 2x
Dance, Thizz Dance
Thizz Dance, Thizz Dance
Can you do the Thizzelle Dance?

by JDizz Or Die October 26, 2006

slap dance

The cheerful celebratory dance of manhood. Usually, though not necessarily, performed after a nice hot shower. Often used as an emotional outlet when feeling: cheeky, happy, horny or bored; Also very useful when communing with nature while in the nude. The traditional slap dance is performed by twisting the torso back and forth very rapidly while keeping both feet squarely planted. This rapid twisting motion propels the penis (and often the scrotum as well) from side to side causing an incontrovertible “slapping” effect as the aforementioned articles collide violently with the legs.

Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I just think about the time I caught Seabass doing the slap dance in front of our bathroom mirror with my pink shower cap on, and I feel much better.

by VSK June 1, 2006

Line Dancing

Doing several lines of cocaine.

I couldn't fall asleep until 10:00 AM because I was out line dancing last night.

by C from the D June 14, 2008