Crawf'd

When you are "Crawf'd" that means you were totally pwned. EPICLY.

Bill: So just put it right through there..
Jack: Thats what your mom said last night!
Bill: OHHHH DAMN
Jack: YOU JUST GOT CRAWF'D

by anotherdumbwhiteguy September 22, 2011

Crawled Apart

When you girl just loves to get spread apart but her legs nearly crawl.

Boy 1 : "Hey man! My girl's legs were crawled apart last night, she was literally handing it to me."
Boy 2 : "I love when a girl just crawls apart."

by Demotivation January 21, 2012

crawdad tuck

When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.

Guy A : "Man, I can't believe how cold out is today!"
Guy B : "Oh I know bro. I had to crawdad tuck it."
Guy C : "All day, you gotta hide that cock under the rock."

by LTTyphoon January 4, 2015

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015

crawl dadin

When someone locked in a bet but at the last second they try to punk out

We just bet on odd money now he's trying to crawl dadin himself away from it

by saturn love January 20, 2016

crawp

To crawl through crap.

"I had to crawp across the attic to run that cable."

by ArtIsEqual September 3, 2016

Crawshawed

When you have been skull fucked to the point where you black and wake to find your clothes are gone.

I woke to find I had been Crawshawed.

by 2PairsO'Pants August 18, 2016