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Computers that don't suck

Computers that are not based off of Microsoft DOS, or Microsoft NT. These include but are not limited to computers based off of:

BSD
Linux
Unix
My friend needed me to recommend some computers that don't suck. So I said Macintosh.
by Reiden Estrin February 25, 2011
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wet computer

something you get by pouring wordmountain dew/word on strongbad's computer
"how to make a wet compuro out of stwong bahs compuro"
by h*r f4n July 19, 2003
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Cloud Computing

A term that basically describes the many loss of IT jobs.

Back in the good ol' days, manpower was required to get work done. These days, you just need a bunch of Indians (From India) who follow a scripted business model, and offer, or at least what they consider, a "service".

The large volume of third-world competition has not only decimated industry-level wages by about 40%, but has also eliminated thousands of previously existing jobs.

Simply put, if you are considering a career in IT, stay away! All of us who are now in IT are wishing we had chosen a different career path as we do not know if there will be a career for us in the long-term.
2008 (new student intake class) - professor speaking: "There are MANY jobs in IT! You will all start at over $60,000 per year! STARTING! You kids were smart to make this choice!

2011 (graduates) - outcome: Average starting wages fell to around 35-40k per year.

"Gee golly, sir, I sure do love being taken advantage of by my employer due to the shitty economic climate!"

Another example:
A student looks for a job, only to discover that all "junior" entry-level positions, require 3-5 years of industry-level experience. Life is so not fair sometimes.

A dude gets rejected after his 4th interview for requesting a livable wage:
"cloud computing can kiss my ass!"
by bluemuffin June 11, 2012
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apple computer

My apple computer is still downloading a page from yesterday.
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apple computer

"The theif stole my papers, but not the colorful apple computer I was using to hold them down."
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apple computer

piece of shit computer, can only run w. other apple software and one of the many companies that complains that mircosoft is a monoply which they are but produce good computer accessories...not apple shit.
by SFdickie49 July 3, 2003
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