dick cheney

An old man, currently Vice President of the US, who enjoys shooting innocent 78-year-old men in the face with a shotgun.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Dick Cheney?"

Person 2: "Isn't he the guy that shot that old man in the face?"

Person 1: "Yup, and he also just had another heart attack."

by SumGuyInGA September 12, 2006

Cheney (verb)

Based on Vice President Dick Cheney's statement to Sen. Leahy, this is defensible school-slang for "go fuck yourself" Can also be used as "go Cheney", in which case one can defend it by claiming to be making a political statement of support.

"Get out of my way" Bob told Sam. "Cheney" was all Sam said in reply.

The policeman told the skateboarders to leave the area. As they rolled away, one yelled over his shoulder "Go Cheney!"

by jengada August 21, 2004

Cheney

Neoconservative de facto leader of the United States from January 20, 2001 to January 20, 2009. His heart runs on batteries, therefore he is technically a zombie. Just like Osama Bin Laden, he has a tendency to disappear for months or years at a time, then suddenly return only when it is politically convenient for Republicans.

"George W. Bush was nothing but a figurehead, and Dick Cheney was in charge"

by JTBcat July 15, 2009

Chenbot

Julie Chen, host of CBS' reality show Big Brother, has so much precision in her delivery than fans speculate she is not a human being and is actually a robot. She is thusly known as The Chenbot.

"The Chenbot is rocking the camel toe tonight."

"She tilts her head the exact same way every time. The Chenbot's delivery is amazing."

by Abe382393493 November 12, 2006

Cheney (verb)

To shoot someone in the face or to shoot on someone's face

He is going to Cheney (verb) you, and your face is going to be messed up.

Some people like to get cheneyed after giving head.

Cheneying can sting, especially if you get cheneyed in your eye.

by MrJonesy February 15, 2006

Chenis

A fleshy foot and a half penis shaped extension surgically added to your chin.

The drum major had to order a special chin strap to accomodate his sweet chenis.

by Sam Morrison December 21, 2003

Dick Cheney

The Vice President (in name alone) of the United States and Georgy's puppeteer. Helped fabricate intelligence so innocent American troops could go and die for the Halliburton Corporation. Has no problem doing this despite arranging five deferments for himself during the Vietnam War. Also has the full support of the racist radical right despite having a lesbo daughter.

"When are these chronic heart attacks going to finally kill Dick Cheney? Maybe he can get five deferments from hell."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 11, 2004