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An old man, currently Vice President of the US, who enjoys shooting innocent 78-year-old men in the face with a shotgun.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Dick Cheney?"

Person 2: "Isn't he the guy that shot that old man in the face?"

Person 1: "Yup, and he also just had another heart attack."
by SumGuyInGA September 12, 2006

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