mommy buffet

A chain of restaurants, serving ONLY mommys. Any race, any size.

Hey guys, wanna go to the mommy buffet on saturday

by Mr.Tapeworm October 7, 2020

russian buffet

a bunch of shirtless, male and female russian people line up sitting down while vodka is being poured into there belly button and comes out there ass. they then proceed to kiss

Did you hear about the russian buffet about to happen?
Yeah, Osama bin Laden is in it.
Isn't he dead?
Yeah

by Osama bin Ladens's stepson July 24, 2021

Tainted Buffet

Where the stripper Spins on the Dance Pole and diarrhea sprays in the faces of the audience!
This happened for real google it

I got a mouth full of her shit when the Stripper Tainted buffet the audience.

by Wintyer December 19, 2021

Dick Buffer

When a female uses you as a source of emotional support in between dicks, but doesn't want to be involved with your dick.

"wow, Brittany is messaging me for the first time in 6 months complaining about how lonely she is. She must just need a dick buffer"

by Thikkshady March 24, 2022

Bear grylls buffet

The art of eating your own shit and washing it down with your own piss

Fuck I'm that hungry I could eat a bear grylls buffet ( B.G.B )

by Nice meeting ya October 16, 2014

hit the buffers

come to a sudden unsuccessful end.

Although Sean was a successful actor, his career hit the buffers when he appeared in a poorly-rated film.

by school lover December 2, 2014

like Trammell at a buffet

Doing something extremely fast, Rapid movement, throwing away money, running away scared, fast, quick,

They blew through $100 dollar bills like Trammell at a buffet!

He ran away like Trammell at a buffet!

by LMac Daddy Supreme June 12, 2017