Brain Rape

Daily events that are so extreme, it feels like they are raping your brain.

I can only take so much of hearing about Nicole's sex life and drama before it feels like she is committing Brain Rape! I need to go to dailybrainrape.blogspot.com...it always makes me feel better to know my head isn't the only violated one...

by omgpopples April 27, 2011

Brain Train

It's your train of thought, which all goes to naught if what you end up with isn't what you sought.

"Shit yo, your brain train just derailed! That shit ain't germane to ANY topic" - said to someone whose conversation went from sleeping bags to whether it would hurt to be slapped in the face with a dick

by Techno Dracula January 28, 2009

brain strain

something that causes your brain to hurt..over stressing your brain

OMG that biology test gave me a major brain strain

by blaisey mcg December 9, 2008

brain herpes

When a moron says something so stupid you fear you might have become slightly stupider just for having heard it

James H. asked me what the difference between marshmallows and mushrooms was and now I need to get tested for brain herpes

by Betty Thorny November 4, 2010

Brain Lock

When you just cant remember something that you know you knew hours or days ago.

what the hell was i supposed to remember to do today? what was his/her name , i spent all night that that person too.. damn brain lock

by zzchamp April 16, 2011

brain hemorrhoid

Like a brain hemorrhage only this leaves the person's head full of shit.

David: "Did you hear some of Clint's ideas at the seminar last night?"

Craig: "Yup. Pretty obvious he suffered another brain hemorrhoid."

by BuffDudeTotally April 16, 2014

brain fuckeler

when someone says some stupid shit and you have no idea what they mean.

im no car
wtf stacy dumb bitch, that was such a brain fuckeler, do you mean i have no car?

by kris745f March 4, 2016