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MBA Brain

An expensive waste of an advanced college degree that obliterates any common sense you had may have had left causing you to make ridiculously irrational choices
I watched a dozen recent grads from the masters in business program fail to be able to divide a dinner check by twelve. It must be that damn MBA brain, those fools couldn't fight there way out of a paper bag.
by MBA LIVIN LIFE October 19, 2014
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no brain

Someone so clueless, stupid, or oblivious that you are certain they have nothing between their ears.
I can't believe Jon can't use a tape measure. What a no brain.
by theidgasking May 1, 2014
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brain-lag

The sleep-deprived, often disorienting way a person feels after working on so many impending deadlines their life has become a blur, usually made possible by the regular consumption of several litres of caffeinated beverage in short amounts of time.
Huh? Oh, I get it now. Sorry: brain-lag!

Employer: "Have you been here all night? You look like shit!"
Employee: "Yeah, a bad case of brain-lag..."
{employer leaves cubicle}
Employee: "...bastard."
by Adam Schilling July 16, 2008
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Laser Brain

Someone who has highly unusual and speedy intellectual capabilities. This individual typically has mastered UCC Damages and Battle of the Forms during the summer preceding law school.
Could use a laser brain to cut through this warehouse of discovery documents, otherwise I'd have to hire ten new associates from Regents law.
by lazerbrain October 31, 2011
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beading

the emmission of a small drop of pre-semen at the tip of ones bell during the early stages of arousal.
"when margaret entered the drawing room in that fetching blouse, i couldn't help beading"
by Tom Pullan July 5, 2004
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the brain

A super-smart talking mouse from cartoon animaniacs.



Do they still make that show? I haven't seen it on TV in the last seven years.
Pinky and the brain, Pinky and the brain, one is a genius, the others' insane!
by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004
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duh-brain

some one stupid, when they dont know somthing obvious.
*says somthing wrong*
"your wrong, Duh-brain!"
by Joe December 16, 2004
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