James Bonding

The act of trying to recreate the sexual scenes seen in James Bond films.

James Bonding: Intentionally rolling around and/or off the bed during sex instead of it happening organically.

by dilly_daly January 7, 2015

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The bond

The practice of walking into a corporate building with a hangover fart brewing and riding the lift up and down until you have generated enough gastro international fortitude to arm yourself with a ready to go flatulence bomb. As you approach the ground floor begin singing the intro tune to James Bond and as the lift opens, deploy your secret weapon. Take three paces forward, then spin and draw your finger guns at the new occupants of the lift. as the the doors slide shut yell the final notes of the intro song to the horrified grimace of your victims.

"On my last day of work I gave my boss the bond as he saw. Me out" - terminated employee

"He bonded us, And we have nowhere to run"
- lift traveller

by Someoneyoucantrust January 18, 2015

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evie bond

A fugly munger who smokes 20 fags a day

Fucking hell how many has evie bond smoked

by Hjsyhdnhbrbey November 25, 2015

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Bitch bonding

One's attempt to make someone else mad at something, even if nothing bad happened to them that they can remember. Usually, happens with a pair of females.

"Hannah and Emma were in some bitch bonding and I overheard it."
"What was it about?"
"Hannah lost a relationship with her friend because she was dating Hunter."
"And Emma?"
"...She was in a real good mood so I don't even know why she was mad at 'something', but she was."

by someotherkid2021 August 31, 2017

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