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Someone who acts like a retard or a dumbass
Yo ur a fuckin bondu
Bondu by 604778fudu September 16, 2018
a dumb blonde moment; a flash of momentary stupidity; a brief mental lapse of judgement or memory
I'm such a bondu for forgetting my phone in the rest area bathroom!
bondu by sweater August 18, 2013
Bondu is a Tavlan word (local lingo), which means strong warriors wearing a gold chest plate. He has an huge traditional tattoo covering his entire body. They are now considered legends in the local culture because there was a perdition of this community because of globalization.
This Bondu used to be so strong.
Bondu by Bom Marlow October 1, 2016
Bondu means either cool or a really hot girl
Bondu is a noun
Man that sesh today was so bondu
Woah check it out bondu at nine o'clock
bondu by Junt Stunt September 30, 2007
A really hot girl or something that is really cool
Man that bondu you hooked up with last night was so tight
Yo were going to such a bondu party tonight its going to be Killah
bondu by Junt Stunt October 2, 2007

Bondage Ceremony 

Bondage Ceremony is the Matrimony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership (a.k.a. Barriage) with at least 2 individuals (Also known as: Bubby & Bifey - Please see definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Bondage Ceremony or a Barriage Ceremony. This Bondage Partnership unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this Barriage is for a LIFETIME or MULTIPLE LIFETIMES (Please see: Soulmates) in FOREVER lasting love.

In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership: A Bondage Ceremony is an important vow to conduct If you & your partner feel that: Marriage = Divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Ceremony” then there is NO Divorce options available. There is NO Divorce after a Bondage Ceremony has been completed.

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:

(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following: Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>: (Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
William & Amanda had their Bondage Ceremony on November 28th 2015.

Their Bondage Ceremony was absolutely beautiful and they had so many guests attending the ceremony!