Awkward starfish 

A situation where you squeeze another person's thigh (five fingers = starfish), usually under a table.

You're awkward starfishing the wrong girl, asshole.

Awkward starfish by weirdancingirl December 26, 2009

Awkward Boner 

When during an awkward silence, a man gets a boner for no apparent reason at all, and it is very uncomfortable.

Doctor: Sir, you have AIDS.
"awkward silence"
Man:...AWKWARD BONER!!!

Awkward Boner by Justbeingstupidiguess33 January 21, 2010

awkward sea turtle 

the words and hand motion that replaces the moment of awkward silence between 2 or more people in a conversation.

Bob and I were talking about our shoe sizes...It was so awkward sea turtle!

awkward sea turtle by Berry Halls October 3, 2007

Awkward Monocle 

When you are in an awkward situation, make a circle with your right index finger and them and slap your chest with your left hand.

Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)

Awkward Monocle by bpinthehouse October 9, 2008

awkward aftermath 

When an awkward pause is reached in a conversation amongst a group of people and a certain douchebag decides to point out that there has been that awkard silence that everyone was totally aware of. But they have nothing to add to the conversation. Thus resulting in another awkward silence.

*awkward pause*

"whoa, it just got really quiet"

*another awkward pause*

"well after that awkward aftermath, I'm gonna take off"

awkward aftermath by ssshhh September 6, 2009

awkward flow 

a black girl's period.

Keiera got her awkward flow and it showed through her pants.

awkward flow by keieraward December 30, 2011

awkward mittens

level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essentially, you're left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in space. Awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.

An example of an awkward mittens moment:

When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."

awkward mittens by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007