Definitions by weirdancingirl

Awkward starfish 

A situation where you squeeze another person's thigh (five fingers = starfish), usually under a table.

You're awkward starfishing the wrong girl, asshole.

Awkward starfish by weirdancingirl December 26, 2009

Awkward butterfly 

An awkward situation when one person goes behind another and slowly pats the person's chest, like a butterfly's wings.

Don't awkward butterfly that girl.

Awkward butterfly by weirdancingirl December 26, 2009