Awkward starfish

A situation where you squeeze another person's thigh (five fingers = starfish), usually under a table.

You're awkward starfishing the wrong girl, asshole.

by weirdancingirl December 26, 2009

Awkward butterfly

An awkward situation when one person goes behind another and slowly pats the person's chest, like a butterfly's wings.

Don't awkward butterfly that girl.

by weirdancingirl December 26, 2009