Shit-wagon

A person who sucks at life; any individual who is less of a person than others; a useless human being

That lying sack of assholes is a real shit-wagon.

by Carter Lanecrest April 20, 2018

Family wagon

Where a guy fists a girl and stick two fingers in the asshole. Kind of like a family wagon, ya know room all 7! Maybe a dog if ya lucky.

I gave her the full family wagon bro!

by freaky niquey December 1, 2017

Cheddar wagon

A slang way of saying school bus.

Person #1: hey you still take the cheddar wagon?
Person #2: yeah I can't afford a car.

by Lofolofo November 4, 2009

wagon dragon

A flight attendant with a bad disposition.

Damn man! I shouted at the trolley dolly to fetch me a coke, but then she turned into a wagon dragon.

by Cockfeathers September 7, 2018

grand wagoneer

Also known as a "foot job". A grand wagoner is when one person uses two feet to jack off someone else's dick.

My girlfriend gave me a grand wagoneer last night.

by JJ Brewer November 8, 2011

banana wagon

Something which carries a lot of penis, such as the earth.

Good old earth, a banana wagon if I’ve ever seen one!

by csdrt20 March 13, 2016

jack wagon

Word affectionately used by the BEST Funcle.

"Stop being a jack wagon Brody!" -Uncle Josh

by Funcle's Sister-In-Law April 19, 2018