Torpedo

The act of anal masturbation while using a pool toy at your local swimming pool.

"Witnesses say that Tom Cruise was shot to death after caught Torpedoing in the hot tub by his mother."
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"

by jayrodmurderface June 29, 2017

torrentworkin'

Download torrents at the office, as you pretend to be working

- Hey man, are you joining us for the meeting?
- No, i'm torrentworkin', please cover me.

by GG1234. October 30, 2017

Torpedo

A women who is attractive when under the influence of alcohol.

Man, Ben was so smashed last night. He ended up taking home that torpedo.

The act of being Torpedoed.

by ThumbGunner June 12, 2018

Torpedo

A sly or otherwise cheeky statement (usually backhanded, sarcastic, or savage in nature) that is cleverly worded so that it goes unnoticed at first until its true meaning is figured out. Therefore much like a torpedo: Will go typically go unnoticed by many until its either too late to do anything about it or hits them.

Clyde: Dude that burn was a total Torpedo.
Dale: Yeah man, did you see the faces of the ones who figured it out?
Clyde: Totally. It was a beautiful sight watching their smiles fade in realization.

by TranscendentBoredomOverlord June 13, 2018

Toried

Another way of saying tired. This term was founded by Toribelle.

Tori: I'm so torieddd today... I didn't eat or sleep the whole night!

Me: You should go take a nap.

by toribelle June 7, 2018

Torreya Nucifera

Torreya nucifera is a slow-growing, coniferous tree native to southern Japan and to South Korea's Jeju Island. It is also called kaya. It grows to 15–25 m tall, and the leaves are evergreen and needle-like. Shin-kaya ("new kaya" in Japanese) is usually an Alaskan, Tibetan or Siberian white spruce, which has become somewhat popular for cheaper equipment due to the scarcity of kaya trees. The leaves of the tree represent flowers and the oil from the tree is burnt as a lamp during a long Japanese meditation practice known as Morning Star meditation. The seeds are edible, and also pressed for their vegetable oil content. Other than that, the trees can have cultural and historic significance to people living around them, such as the Japanese Torreya of Samin-ri.

Look at that beutiful Torreya Nucifera!

by TheGirlsPlayHouse April 17, 2018

Torres

A name that is very commonly used in American, Mexican, and German culture.

We are naming him Torres after his German grandpa

by daboiyaknow June 4, 2018