Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).
Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.
by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014
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Toast can either be the answer to a question or a nonsensical response to a weird statement. It basically means, "I don't understand what you just said or why you said it, but whatever floats your boat."
Toast can either be the answer to a question or a nonsensical response to a weird statement. It basically means, "I don't understand what you just said or why you said it, but whatever floats your boat."
Person 1: "I like to pick lint out of my belly button."
Person 2: "Toast?"
Person 1: "I'm so pretty. Don't you think so?"
Person 2: "Toast."
Person 2: "Toast?"
Person 1: "I'm so pretty. Don't you think so?"
Person 2: "Toast."
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So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.
So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.
This powerpoint that Jason sent out is the greatest example of Corporate Toast I have ever seen. I can't wait until the project chokes on it and finally dies.
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