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toast hag

A woman who comes to breakfast joints primarily for the toast.
That old bat at the diner is a toast hag.
by Sperlhaus June 29, 2021
mugGet the toast hagmug.

jiz toast

The act of buttering a piece of toast with cum for someone to eat it.
She loved the taste of my jiz so much I made her some jiz toast.
by jimmybomm October 26, 2020
mugGet the jiz toastmug.

Bucklafluckers On Toast

A saying used when the kids are nagging for something to eat for lunch, It's the go-to quick answer and typically means something quick on toast.
What's for lunch? (in a nagging tone) - Bucklafluckers On Toast
by Ashlice and Oxford October 24, 2019
mugGet the Bucklafluckers On Toastmug.

Butter and toast

A fake online graduation dinner that forces students to eat butter and toast while their school is trying to pass it of as an formal event to put a PR spin on their incompetence. The speeches will most likely contain pens and empathy.
How will we be doing graduation dinner?“butter and toast”
by Hellllldawg April 12, 2020
mugGet the Butter and toastmug.

Toast of the party

The person seen as the extrovert's extrovert at a party or gathering of people with lots of bread. When you pose enough, people see you as somebody.
The drunk guy was the toast of the party last night. Nobody that goes to the parties knows if he's the same guy sober when nobody's looking.
by Solid Mantis January 25, 2018
mugGet the Toast of the partymug.

abortion on toast

An "abortion on toast" is a situation so bad/ chaotic/disastrous that it cannot escape being a spectacle.. basically it's a shit-show, a train wreck or a dumpster fire. Also, this term came from the Phil hendrie shoe
"Hey Billy, what did you think of the Trump rally"?

Bully a tremendous disaster, truly an. Abortion on toast if ever there was...
by Tedbell666 January 20, 2021
mugGet the abortion on toastmug.

Toasted Tomato

I did anal with my gf last night and she woke up with a toasted tomato
by GangbangGrandma September 4, 2016
mugGet the Toasted Tomatomug.

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