A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”
David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
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"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."
"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."
"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."
"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."
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