Jason is such an olive-tasting glassblower! All he does is sit around smoking pot, playing video games and masturbating.
by i done know December 30, 2007
Get the olive-tasting glassblower mug.The act of pretending to send a text message to a group of people by using plural words, in order to either
a) seem less personal, in order to avoid confrontation
or
b) seem less like a stalker when you text someone a million times a day
a) seem less personal, in order to avoid confrontation
or
b) seem less like a stalker when you text someone a million times a day
Greg recieves a text message from Aimee that says "Hey, whats up homies?"
Greg: Hey, did anyone get that text from Aimee?
Jordan: Nope, she must be plural texting you man.
Greg: Man, she's been doing that all week, but it totally seems impersonal because she keeps using plural words, so she is totally not a stalker.
Greg: Hey, did anyone get that text from Aimee?
Jordan: Nope, she must be plural texting you man.
Greg: Man, she's been doing that all week, but it totally seems impersonal because she keeps using plural words, so she is totally not a stalker.
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Get the textingophile mug.A strange phenomena in which a person who is currently sending or reading a text is completely oblivious to the outside world and will not respond to verbal or physical stimuli made in their general direction. Will often evoke anger in people who are trying to talk to the texter.
Trudy: Someone just texted me...
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit
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Get the Texting Sherpa mug.An expression used to describe when the person on the other end of a texting conversation is not likely to respond and is, therefore, essentially nonexistent. Thus, one may as well be texting a wall. Some people exhibit this behavior periodically; for others, it is a habitual thing.
Similar to calling a wall.
Similar to calling a wall.
1.
Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"
Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."
2.
Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"
Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."
3.
Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."
Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."
Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"
Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."
2.
Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"
Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."
3.
Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."
Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."
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