Telise

Telise is the kind of friend that you can rely on encase you are in a very bad situation. She does her very best to keep smiling even in the worst situation. She may seem dum on the outside but on the inside she is very smart and intelligent. Telise can be very crazy then out of nowhere she will be very calm. But don't mess with her because she has a fighting spirit and at times she can be a brat with out noticing it. She is rarely in drama so don't try to start any crap with her. And last you can trust her with anything such as a secret that is very important.

Hey Telise can you help me with something important. You can't tell anyone.

by Panda._.607 November 9, 2017

Teletubbyland

A morbid realm that holds evil creatures known as Teletubbies. Teletubbyland is the oldest dimension, created by the Great Brown Bunnies of TeeVee. TeeVee, the bunnies' home, was destroyed long ago by a force of evil known as the Sun of Seven. The bunnies' built the realm with their bare paws, and hired four great sugar warriors and one warrior made of a metal named Noo (a Green Giant, Chuck Norris, Spongebob, hAx0R, and MemeMan) to defend the realm from the Sun. When the Sun of Seven came, well, the land was burning. It was Elemental Fire, and it turned anything made of sugar into evil demons known as Teletubbies. The last remaining warrior, MemeMan (who fought till the end), was turned into a vacuum known as Noo-Noo. He sucked up Tele-Waste made by evil food called tubby-custard and telly-toast, to turn back into MemeMan and save the realm. But for now, the Sun of Seven, who was really beat up from the fight and turned into a babay, rules the realm.

I know the ruler of Teletubbyland.

by Teletubby Lover!!!! June 19, 2018

Telescoping

A form of urethra play, in which an individual with a very large penis is fucked in the urethra by someone with a smaller penis

Dude#1“Bro u ever stick a cotton bud up in ya dickhole? Shits dope”

Dude#2“Bitch please u ever try telescoping? Get yo dick out and lemme fuck your dick with my dick”

by Shittybottomus November 28, 2018

Telefornication

This is basically just Phone Sex.

I'm busy now, can't take part in the telefornication.

by Distributor May 29, 2020

telpy

GLUESTICK CANT FUCKING TYPE

whatever you say, just dont put telpy and cum in the same sentence - jasmine to sam

by telpy February 27, 2021

Telok Kurau Primary School

tkps is filled with xmms and xdds, got like two good class per level but those class also got students got student go na so like is it even good
we got a lot of foreign students also and half got so many relationships and tea if u know how to look for it

heard some students fuck when they’re like 11/12, like all ur dicks so small how to fuck sia
good students confirm also for r/s one, good classes got a lot of tea sia, like why so much drama
nadira is hot 🥵

k bye

Random kid 1: What primary school are you from?

Random kid 2: Tkps
Random kid 1: Tanjong Katong Primary School ah?
Random kid 2; UGH CHIBAI! IS TELOK KURAU PRIMARY SCHOOL WALAO EH! LEE KUAN YEW FROM MY SCHOOL YK OR NOT ⁉️
Random kid 1: oh chill bro ik now
*proceeds to pat random kid 2 on the back*

by ur mom lah chibai August 24, 2021

tell me a story 2

Part 2

The identity talked to the the guy through live streams and asked him questions. Eventually it asked the right question and got the same answer the girl got, only slightly different. The girl thinks she understands now but is still skeptical. She wondered if the guy broke up with her for other reasons. Was she not pretty enough? Did she act too weird around him? Did she do something wrong? She could recall many times that she has acted weird, or didn’t look her best, and did things a good person wouldn’t do. She was very obnoxious at times, and she once admitted she liked them too when someone told her they did. Of course the guy found out about it. So the girl believes that was the reason the guy lost interest, and broke up with her. She misses him so much and knows she's done him wrong, but does not know if he feels the same. But we will never know their future. Until it happens.
I told you it would be sad. I'm sorry. here's a tissue. This is a true story that I've experienced. And I regret lying to everyone about me having split personality disorder. And I regret the choices I've made in the past. Hopefully my friends will forgive me one day.

tell me a story 2
The big sister said she's too tired and that she'd tell her one tomorrow. The girl on the top bunk said "but you told me you'd tell me a story yesterday. this is unfair. >:"

by Jaydenality2 September 3, 2021