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Take care of myself

I was feeling horny so I took out my vibrator and went to the room to take care of myself.
by J. Freka June 2, 2018
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Take his ass

When one individual, preferably male, anally fucks another male's butthole.
C'mon man take his ass don't let him run!
by anonymous October 17, 2020
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Mexican Take Out

A suxual act where the male puts his balls into the female's vagina.
Hey Baby, I am in the mood for some Mexican Take Out. He put his "beans" in her "box".
by Austicole February 20, 2011
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bake it and take it

To warm up marijuana and eat it without anythign else.
I don't have a pipe so i'll just bake it and take it.

He didn't want to make brownies so he decided to just bake it and take it.
by angrymofo1 February 7, 2006
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It was were true gamers rised up against the evil order of simp tik tokers and began crusades all over tik tok. These Supreme Beings then took over tik tok while along their way converting more people to their faith.
The Tik Tok LEGO Star Wars Take over of 2020 took over tik tok
by Star Wars PFP Takeover January 3, 2020
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make out take out

1.used to describe taking a woman out to dinner, a movie, etc. and then making out with her.

2.used to describe hitting a woman/knocking a woman unconscious/killing her while in the middle of a makeout session (or even sex), usually with a knife in the back,karate chop to the back of the neck or a candle stick to the head. Although it rarely is, the expression can be used by both genders. This can be seen in horror movies such as Basic Instinct.
1.
Q: What did you and Karen do last night?
A: I took her to a movie and got some make out take out

2.
(While watching a horror movie)"That guy just pulled a make out take out on that girl!"
by mvwaterboy October 22, 2008
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TakeItMaster

Any ticket agency company which is expert at levelling unjustified fees and preventing all but the wealthy from attending cultural and sporting events.

Bonus points are awarded for parking fees at venues without parking, internet convenience charges when you print the ticket out yourself, and per-ticket service charges for internet booking. The trump card is when it's an exclusive contract so you can't buy tickets from anyone else, and worst, not even from the venue itself.

Any corporate with a monopoly like this can be referred to as TakeItMasters of the Universe (as assisted by He-Man the Tout).
I was going to take my girl to see Pearl Jam play tonight but you could only buy the tickets from TakeItMaster, $10 each with $30 processing charge per ticket so we watched TV at home instead.
by Samuel Crawley January 6, 2009
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