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tv ass

Tv ass is when someone’s ass is that big it’s like a tv.
For example: Johann Overmeer says. “ ey yo, Ruth has got that tv ass DOG
by Tv ass slaya February 10, 2019
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(NIGHTLY TV)

(NIGHTLY TV) Is an American Nighttime YouTube Channel that records all kinds of craziness, run by Johnny Wirtson, and Tom Gluik
by ewgrosspeople08 December 1, 2020
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Entertainment TV

posting something you created online without reasoning
YK: why would you post that?
L-Trizz:Entertainment TV init
by m.charge February 15, 2022
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OCD tv

To watch a tv show obsessively - episode after episode.
With the new Arrested Development coming last night, I've got a major case of OCD tv.
by Deebees May 26, 2013
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Corncob TV

Home of the smash hit show Coffin Flop!

It’s not just hours and hours of footage of naked dead bodies falling out of coffins!! It’s a show!
Spectrum wants to drop Corncob TV!!

It’s impossible that one out of every five of them are nude!
I didn’t rig shit!
by Member Berry December 17, 2024
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85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV

85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)

Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.

Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.

Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
He ate 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV For dinner last night.
by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
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flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.
She has a flat screen tv.
by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021
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