papa smurf

A name for a member of the law enforcement.

"Yeah thats how these coppers work, they're all rotten jerks, pigs, uncle toms, and papa smurfs." No Days Off by Juelz Santana

by Damian Streets November 13, 2005

smurf

Slang name for a policeman, especially an incompetent cop. Such as a state trooper.

That goddamn smurf gave me a ticket for going 56 on a 55 mile per hour zone when he obviously noticed that SUV driver passing some cars without using a turn signal.

by angry June 17, 2003

Smurfalicous

Adj:Cool awesome or sweet. a funny thing to say. How bOut we start a trend!

WOW THAT nose job is smurfalicous

by Eli November 26, 2004

snurf

A pink drug that can be bought on the internet by your Uncle or another family member, and then given out to 4 of your close friends in the high school bathroom.

side effects include: Dinosaurs, pencils sporadically bursting into flames, and a long night in the hospital.

"Are you snurfing?"

"Got snurf?"

"SNURF!"

"Yo we snurfin today?"

by SNURFER! October 25, 2008

Rubbing the Smurf

Vigorous stimulation of the pope's mushroom. AKA doing the totem pole.

Jim was feeling antsy and his girlfriend was out of town so he resorted to rubbing the smurf

by Smurfman11 September 2, 2010

smurf

someone easy to make fun of, likes ugly women, ballz havnt dropped hence the high piched voice and the unabilaty to get laid. starts shit then gets someone else to handle his business. usually seen driving ford tauruses with fat ugly bitches riding shotgun and bumpin' akon with a shitty system. drops his life for a bitch that gives it up the ass cause her dick is bigger than his.

now who u got nigga??????

dont relay on for fights cause people 20 minutes away who dont know u get there faster to help.

nobody bitch.

smurf:ill kick ur ass
mark:SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA A SMURF
smurf:*shuts up and takes the hummiliation like a horrible prison rape scene*

by ur old crew u fagget.... December 29, 2005

smurf fucker

one who fucks smurfs

I fuck smerfs, therefore I am a smurf fucker.

by Paul March 10, 2003