Appreciation Spoon

A small spoon used when eating expensive or pleasurable food stuffs in order to extend eating time and appreciation.

"We shall eat this ice cream with appreciation spoons."

by Tom Hooper October 23, 2007

fuck me sideways with a spoon

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.

Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...

by Scutha January 18, 2008

Doom Spoon

This is the large cooking spoon your mom used to beat your ass with when you were bad. Often made of plastic and large enough to whale on 2 asses at one time, the doom spoon was able to withstand years of abuse. The doom spoon typically came with holes in it to prevent wind resistance and increase velocity, pre-impact. The doom spoon also often was used as a projectile when the target could not be reached, e.g. when the target climbs a tree to avoid the beating, the doom spoon may be thrown at the ass to inflict low-level pain.

The doom spoon typically has a 15 year shelf life. Once the child turns 15, the doom spoon becomes more humorous than painful. The 16th year of life is often referred to as "the doom spoon-free year."

Mothers across the world switched from wooden doom spoons to plastic in the early part of the 20th century in order to prevent splintering.

by -hef- November 10, 2009

big spoon debacle

The awkward moment when lying in bed when one must decide which partner will be the big spoon or the little spoon. Generally, only occurs with same-sex relationships.

Rocky was shorter than his partner, Bulwinkle, but when Bulwinkle turned away, Rocky had to awkwardly figure out his next step in the big spoon debacle and reluctantly assumed the role of big spoon.

by Rocky Asif December 9, 2008

Funky Spoon

Slang term used most often to refer to one's dirty penis.
Made popular by the rap group Funky Spoon in 2009, on their debut album, Goin Viral.

My funky spoon does not need any other infection.

by gangstagangsta247 February 22, 2009

tango spoon

An extension of the "spoon" cuddling position. The Tango Spoon mirrors the traditional spoon, except the right hand of the exterior person is on the interior person's buttocks and both left hands are stretched straight out and clasped. It is basically the Tango performed in a still position while lying down.

" Let's spice it up, and Tango Spoon tonight"

"My back was really sweaty while Tango Spooning last night"

" Your Tango Spoon grip is fierce"

by Miss SaHa November 7, 2012

lanky spoon

A long skinny penis with a very big head

Greg's lanky spoon was useful as an eating utensil in emergencies

by Doctor. Dover December 10, 2013