Skeeter 

When you get head while taking a shit.

Nazar: Yo i got a skeeter from that bitch fele last night!
Arthur: fo sho? i got one from your mom last night.

Skeeter by Nick March 23, 2005

Skeezer 

Undesirable female.

Have you noticed, on the Olympic Soccer Team, none of the women are skeezers? I think I detect a plan here.

Skeezer by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003

Skeezed 

Military term (commonly used in the late 1980s) for a service member who skips out of work all the time.

1. While the rest of us were cleaning the barracks for inspection, Private Smith skeezed out again by going to sick call.

Skeezed by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008

Skeever 

A slutty girl. One who usually dresses similar to a hooker. Promiscuous. A girl who uses her body or sex to get her way.

Hey check out that skeever over there. She wants it.

Skeever by Snowflizzle July 26, 2015

skeezer 

A bitch who won't sleep with you! Inferior!

Ruby is a skeezer!, but Felecia iz da Bomb!

skeezer by T-Boy August 3, 2004

skeeter bop

methaphetamine, crack or cocain

i did some skeeter bop last night and got fucked up.

skeeter bop by Bethany Rohm December 3, 2003

SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO

A generic term used as a synonym for "calm the fuck down."

Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.

Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.

SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO by herpmyderp69 February 23, 2011