Sealjob

Getting a blow job off a seal

Charlie went to the north pole and got a seal to give him a sealjob

by I heart sealjobs September 24, 2011

Sealed

(Re: urban exploration) Describes an abandoned building or other abandoned site whose owner has secured it by means of barriers, alarms, guards, etc., making it very difficult or risky to try to enter.

The old power plant was a beautiful site, until the taggers got to it; then it was sealed.

by Pablo Vilas October 15, 2015

Seal Team 69

69% of a Smirnoff Ice Bottle, then add Coors Light.

I can’t wait to get back to the Lodge and drink a Seal Team 69!

by Auggie ST69 December 24, 2019

paisley sealy

terrifically body-fluided mattress

dude!, you need to dump that paisley sealy! think it could tell some stories?

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Navy Seals

An Elite Navy unit who's heroes are Green Berets.

The Navy Seals kicked major ass today.

by twistyoursister March 7, 2015

break the seal

To take a girl's virginity.

It took some talking, but I finally managed to get to break the seal.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

Sky_Seal

TT's gay lover. They perform immoral acts together every night.

OMFG Sky_Seal, you're so fucking hot! Thanks, Trancey.

by PWNZ0R August 30, 2003