Secret Sipper

An alcoholic that sneaks a drink when they think no one is looking. Usually hides bottles all around the house so they can get a drink whenever they need it.

“I think I smell alcohol on his breath it’s like 7:30 in the morning. Ohh he’s got bottles hidden all over the place, he’s a Secret Sipper”

by Capt_Quint October 8, 2015

Security plonker

Socially retarded, untrained, Unintelligent, unattractive person often employed to work an unnecessary position.

Look at that security plonker over there, hasnt done an ounce of work all day!

by Locnes November 14, 2016

secret starfish

Butt hole

My secret starfish is on fire after eating all that Taco Hell.

by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017

secret shag

A woman or man you have casual sex with but don't wish to brag about

"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 21, 2017

Secretate

to be an awesome/phenomenal secretary

Wow, look at that organized page of notes! That girl/guy can really secretate.

by a tree598 June 7, 2018

Secret Panda

When you’re fucking your girl doggystyle against a window facing outside, but you need to take a break, so you secretly have your bro slide in. Then you run outside and wave at your girl through the window.

Bro, you down to secret panda my girl tonight?

by Syd Hengy March 23, 2019

security clearance erosion

when the things you did in privacy from government technology becomes exposed after a certain time

The security clearance erosion made the politician have family problems later in their career.

by Coop Dupe November 19, 2019