Definitions by Capt_Quint

I Kapeesh 

You understand or acknowledge

Hey boss we going up there tonight. You Kapeesh ? Yes I Kapeesh

I Kapeesh by Capt_Quint October 20, 2023

Brother Rag 

Small towel usually a around the neck of a large black guy. Used to wipe up sweat on very hot days.

“Yo man it’s hot as shit out, I’m gonna need my brother rag today”

Brother Rag by Capt_Quint July 22, 2022

Fresh gleaming out of the shower 

How clean you want the asshole your gonna eat to be.

“Yo man how you gonna eat her ass ?
You get that shit fresh gleaming out of the shower clean first”

Fresh gleaming out of the shower by Capt_Quint May 3, 2022

Mild Hoarding Problem 

When a person Hoards things but hasn’t reached the Hoarding level of the people on the TV show Hoarders

They have just a Mild Hoarding Problem, only save food for too long and doesn’t throw away newspapers or old clothes, they haven reached the house so full of crap they can’t live there anymore level.

Mild Hoarding Problem by Capt_Quint June 5, 2019

Parking Lot Heart Attack

Standard method of death for people that work too many hours because they make all there money in OT pay, people Power Plant Workers, Cops etc.

"Hey you hear about John ? He tried to work 72 hours straight to rack up some OT and when his shift was over he dropped dead of a Parking Lot Heart Attack"

Parking Lot Heart Attack by Capt_Quint February 7, 2017

Secret Sipper 

An alcoholic that sneaks a drink when they think no one is looking. Usually hides bottles all around the house so they can get a drink whenever they need it.

“I think I smell alcohol on his breath it’s like 7:30 in the morning. Ohh he’s got bottles hidden all over the place, he’s a Secret Sipper”

Secret Sipper by Capt_Quint October 8, 2015