cock my suck 

An expression used by impaired drunkards everywhere.

“Cock my suck,” he slurred as he fell face forward onto the sidewalk.

cock my suck by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

socksucker 

a way to say cocksucker around younger people.

While your child is in the room and you want to call your woman a cocksucker: Hey, why do you have to be such a socksucker?

socksucker by hi5000 August 15, 2011

suck me doogan

suck my dick. usually bellowed by a drunken football player while swinging from a rope swing at the swimming hole.

"suck me doogan", david bellowed.
everyone else laughs, then drinks more beer.

suck me doogan by da trick biatch December 28, 2005

duck suck 

Quack, Quack, Quack...

Very sensual Quack

I want you to duck suck me

duck suck by Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! May 19, 2020

suck a golf ball through a garden hose 

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

suck a golf ball through a garden hose by zerglegacy February 26, 2017

Suck My Richard 

A witty yet useful alternative to "Suck My Dick" when you are at work or around children.

This is the best cake you could find for my kid's birthday??
Suck my Richard.

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You still haven't started the report? it was due like yesterday!
Go eat a Richard.

Suck My Richard by ae7 August 5, 2010

Suck the head 

When you suck the juice out of a a shrimp or crawfishs cranial area.

Do you know what suck the head means? Cause I came here with Keith once, and he didn't know. I mean, it ain't nothing bad, it's about eating.

Suck the head by Ellis5 November 5, 2009