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A witty yet useful alternative to "Suck My Dick" when you are at work or around children.
This is the best cake you could find for my kid's birthday??
Suck my Richard.

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You still haven't started the report? it was due like yesterday!
Go eat a Richard.
by ae7 August 05, 2010
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