slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis

Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?

by Ryan Seecrest April 30, 2008

Slap the Dishpan

This is what many people would say when they are trying to go to bed and there is one person in the room being obnoxious. In other words it is quicker and funnier to sat this instead of "shut the hell up" or "go to bed."

Guy 1: O man I just love hearing myself talk! Good one June haha

Guy 2: You better slap the dishpan in a hott minute or ill slap you up.

by Junior11 June 26, 2009

Slap some bass

a slang way to tell some one you play the bass guitar

Bob: hey Sam dont you play an instrument ?
Sam: oh yeah i slap some bass
Bob: oh sweet we should make a band

by Tayeback August 20, 2009

Slap Cannon

Incredible powerful speaker system that can blow out ear drums and car windows. Capable of shaking the very ground you stand on.

WTF was that?

That man got some slap cannons blowing out everyones windows.

by cabdragon333 August 30, 2009

slap-happy fuckwit

An incredibly oblivious individual of questionable intelligence

That slap-happy fuckwit should have been a blowjob

by vikings#1fan August 15, 2015

Slap Head Cheong

Refers to a tool for removing parts from machines. Slap Head screw remover (for rusted bolts) made by Cheong Industries

'You can't go wrong with a Slap Head Cheong'. 'Bro I can't see anything with all this glare from the Slap Head Cheong

by arunuk May 12, 2021

slap me five

when you go and give someone a high five, but you shout 'slap me five' when doing it

i saw Ali so i shouted 'slap me five Ali !'

by Harry Strode June 2, 2008