ryan

Usually a pathetic excuse for a man; one who tricks, manipulates others and is cruel to the 968r468757th power.

hey what is that kid's name? he looks like a tool

ooo his name is ryan

by m6789 October 29, 2010

Ryan

A kid who spends all of his time playing ROBLOX and eating cheeseburgers in front of McDonalds. He sits on his 'gaming chair' with fucking crumbs on his shirt thinking he's the toughest shit

Pfft that kid is just like Ryan
Heh I know right?

by Pablina November 18, 2016

Ryan

A delicate man who enjoys eating ass and golden showers. If you don't believe me just ask one.

Lola is lucky she has herself a grade a Ryan

by GreatWhiteHustler January 29, 2017

Ryan

A guy with a very large Dick that will most likely become a doctor. Ryan's are people you want to be around even if they are nerdy or annoying because they are very loyal and amazing

See that guy over there I bet he is a Ryan I can see his bulge from here

by Great in bed March 19, 2017

Ryan

A Ryan is an adjective normally associated with those who are scummy main stealing pieces of shit.

Oh terry you really pulling being a Ryan right now.

by Lightdragonman April 25, 2017

Ryan

A guy that is short and can't keep his mouth shut and doesn't stop being jealousy. Also he doesn't trust anyone. And he gets offended very easily.

Guy: Andrew is being such a ryan today.
Guy 2: I know right he won't stop being jealous

by jadababy1 May 18, 2017

Ryan

Is the ultimate homosexual sex god.

Ryan and Jonas had sex.

by Asdqwertyuk June 23, 2017