Puppet

English slang for penis, originating in the north/midlands.

Aup duck, are you going to get your chops round my puppet or what?

by Dan davis August 30, 2022

puppet Time

Michael Brandon Miller aka The reptilian King. Has a neurological implants and can be mentally rendering braindead and be controlled like a puppet. Just does what ever told.

Puppet Time is being electronically harassed and human trafficking via closed loop circuit implant.

by Puppet Time January 7, 2024

Nut Puppet

Noun
A more extreme version of Fuck Buddy. Similar to Cum Dumpster. A Nut Puppet is someone you have sex with, but have no interest or regard for their needs.

"Was that your girl that was just here?"
"Hell nah! That was just a Nut Puppet."

by kissmyasthma48 August 26, 2018

Puppet

A guy that is either hanging on by strings, or has a hand stuck up his ass. Usually the puppeteer would be behind the puppet, since a puppeteer standing in front of the puppet and reaching around to his ass wouldn't make much of a show.

The puppet was an entertaining guy.

by Solid Mantis November 1, 2019

The last shadow puppets

well, in 2008 it was a nice little band between miles kane and alex turner. in 2016, it was an excuse for two men to cheat on their girlfriends in front of thousands of people (they make really good music too though).

2008 (yes, the year itself is speaking): The last shadow puppets is a great band between two best friends, I dont know what you are talking about!
2016: They did some drunken kareoke and then commited various homoerotic acts. Alex turner even got a boner after shoving Miles' leg between his thighs!

by thatdogisjet March 20, 2024

Sock puppet

A large flaccid penis

His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet

by Antipasti666 December 6, 2017

Human Puppet

When you insert you whole arm (shoulder deep) into the anus or vagina

Carl: Want to do human puppet?
Jess: Yeah sure

by lololwords12 September 29, 2014