Promised Land

My nickname for a woman's pelvic region and vagina. It's a region of a woman's body, and it is promised to almost every man. Hence, the Promised land.

After I turned 20, I hooked up with a girl and finally reached the Promised Land.

by Ryan J. February 23, 2005

promnesia

This is the term in psychology that means the feeling of having previously experienced an event or place actually being encountered for the first time. It is the same as the French phrase déjà vu which can be translated as "seen before".

In parapsychology the same term is used similarly to precognition, which means knowing something and being able to describe it before you encounter it.

Because of the similarities between this film and that book, everything felt oddly like promnesia, except the book was science fiction, and this movie was non fiction.

by mnemosité October 2, 2009

promwong

Most likely to be the sexiest guy in the whole entire world, and also, a very competent guy/girl/women/men/helicopter

He’s so fricking promwong

by Ult1tmqt3Luck February 3, 2021

boys promise

A holy promise between boys that should not be broken for any reason what so ever.

A promise of the highest caliber.

andy: hey joe lets go paintball!
joe: nah nah
andy: pleaseee
joe:ok
andy: boys promise?
joe: ok ok
andy: aww sweet!


20 minutes later...
andy: hey we're at the field you coming?
joe: nah fuck that shit
andy: ...

by paintballchamp April 13, 2009

Border Promotion

The raising of one's status as a result of crossing a literal, or figurative, border to an area where one is of higher relative status than where they came form.

This can be done by moving to an area where one's race or nationality automatically makes them elite, and/or moving to an area where one's financial means are much higher than the median as compared to where one is moving from.

This "move" does not have to be a physical move...it can be a social move. This is best evidenced by a loser white guy going after minority women to get a hot one (e.g. mail-order brides). Likewise, any decent looking white woman can always secure herself a wealthy husband if she is willing to hook up with a successful black guy or an Asian guy.

When the Smiths retired and moved to Mexico, they got a border promotion and were able to live in a much nicer house.

That piece of white trash couldn't get a decent-looking white girl to save his life, but once he went down the mail-order bride route, he got a really hot wife due to the border promotion.

by Bill From VA December 12, 2008

promulgate

declare a formal document

The government will promulgate the important bill tomorrow.

by Il Woong Kim September 4, 2003

Promise

It is a pinky-swear that one makes in one's heart, but often unravels.

Siera: I promise to not make fun of you if you tell me the truth.

Siera's Friend: Okay, the truth is that I've given blowjobs to over 100 guys.

Siera: Really?!? You are such a skank.

(Siera's Friend shakes head)

by Billy Bats October 16, 2013