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Law of Printers

Also known as the Printer Curse. Law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.

The bane of high-school and college students' lives.
Teacher: Why is this report 4 days overdue?

Student: Sorry ma'am, it's the stupid Law of Printers.
by deathgleaner July 29, 2010
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Pint of Mess

Someone who is such a mess in terms of appearance or personality that you feel the need to quantify their level of disgrace.

Can also be used to describe obese, disabled or physically scarred persons.
Rab: Did you see Michael last night?

Al: Yeah he looked like a disgrace.

Rab: Yep yep. One might say he was a Pint of Mess last night.
by ApeHandRab July 7, 2008
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painticipation

The brief stretch of time between the instant you hurt yourself, and the instant actually feel the pain. During painticipation, you know you've hurt yourself and you are anticipating the arrival of the pain.
I stubbed my toe on the foot of the table and bit my lip during painticipation to prepare for the pain.
by Sev Z March 13, 2009
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Pint on Head

The art of balancing a pint glass (or sometimes tinny unaided on your head) preferable while full and capturing the event on camera.

Started as a face book group (Pint on Head - the new Phenomenon Sweeping the nation) where photos of POH are collected and is now spreading from bar to party to party to bar.
That Guy's taking a photo, quick Pint on Head.
by Steveysteve March 20, 2009
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paint the bushes

When you get extremely drunk and puke all over the bushes, or any kind of imaginary foliage, thereby "painting" them with vomit. Generally mentioned before someone actually throws up.
He's hammered, I bet he's gonna paint the bushes here soon.
by panofantera June 23, 2010
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Paint The Gate

To ejaculate outside and across the vagina before actual penetration has occured. Often caused by a partner or situation so arousing that the male cannot control himself.
Watching Heidi kneel and chow down on Shu-Wei made Andy so hot he just Paint The Gate with his juice all over her pussy lips...
by mark6321 July 6, 2010
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PINterference

Standing too close to the person in front of you using an ATM.
I got some major PINterference from some douchebag behind me in line at the ATM today.
by BJMeyer December 3, 2010
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