Booty police

Guys that stop other guys that are looking for men's booty.

I am going to call the booty police on Kevin because he is always on the hunt.

by john doetttt April 14, 2008

Nottinghamshire Police Force

That branch of humanity that thinks it's fine to leave two dogs in a police car on one of the hottest days of the year to let them cook for 7 hours.

''I see you have dogs. Don't let the Nottinghamshire Police Force see them. They'll cook them.''

by NotNottsPolice February 23, 2010

UD Thought Police

A group of Politically Correct conservatives that patrol Urban Dictionary
Voting down any definition that doesn't support their Status Quo.

they also create slanderous definitions about those who disagree with them.

Bill: Who keeps attacking my definitions

Ted: must be the UD Thought Police

by Anon aginst PC Conservatves February 17, 2009

Police

An asshole who arrested innocent people for smoking weed

yo man the police put me in jail for having 420

by graterthanyou1 May 30, 2008

Police

The police are hired to protect the community. Police officers work hard and recieve modest pay to help the community. Despite that, many people treat them with disrespect and look down on them because of the few crooked cops, yet there are bad members of any group or organization. The police generally have to handle idiots that shouldn't be within a mile of a weapon, the people that cause gun-control laws to be established. They work to get rid of drunk idiots, especially ones that are driving 2-ton vehicles at 70 mph. Police officers educate children about safety, they save the lives of many people and put their lives on the line to control disorder. Some people (mainly thugs) hate police officers, they generally spit on them and call them pigs when they don't realize that they would probably be brutally murdured if there were no police. Others don't follow laws because they don't think it applies to them if they think it is a dumb law. There are bad members of the police force, but there are much more good honest police that work hard to help others and the community.

Idiot: Yo, what the fuck, damn pigs.

Smart Person: Shut up, you blatant idiot. Do you understand what cops have to go through and how hard they work to make sure idiots like you aren't killed?

Idiot: Shut the fuck up man, what if there were no police! That would be awesome.

Smart Person: You really are scum, you do realize what life would be like without police?

by Jag140 July 19, 2011

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE

This Police force is the ultimate Police force in the universe. Using their Super Happy powers, they can kill everyone just by using their utter higher state of wapness.

They operate around the clock to fend off people who are breaking the law (according to their standards). This includes beating up korean people, hitting chinese people, or throwing japanese people through windows.

English person: Hey you dumb chinky, how about you stfu? *punches*:

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: OK THATS FUCKING IT, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME SUPER HAPPY POWER!! *unleashes rainbow attack*

English person: AHHHHHH!!!!! *dies*

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: HAR HAR! THE DAY IS SAVED LZO! ^___^ SUPER HAPPY ME....*gets run over by lorry, dies*

by cloud March 12, 2005

police

a bunch of fat guys dressed inblue that think they own, run, and know everything. they claim to protect you but they'll arrest you for the stupidest shit andthrow you in jail where its even more dangerous. out of the million police in the world theres maybe 1 or 2 niceones.

fight for your rights!
fuck the police!
-get high-

by cody420 April 5, 2008