Parkour

The reason why we should really watch the new generation.

In parkour, instead of sitting down you can do a back flip hip turn and then sit down. Parkour is just another things emos do to attention seek. Next time you're in town, look for the retard climbing a bin.

You'll think this is shit, but think about this question.

Do you really want a fat emo running and doing backflips on your car bonnet?

Emo 1; Did you see dat? I did sum sik parkour tripl backflipz
Emo 2; KWL.

by Floorbuster February 7, 2007

parko

an addiction to plastic surgery, onset is very early in ones teenage years.

I hope when I move to LA i don't get a parko

by kaz & joxter October 11, 2009

Paro

Synonym for "attractive."

"He's definitely a Paro."

by Teddy April 7, 2005

Puke Parrot

Puke Parrots happen when you get so fucked up you puke a pile of nastyness on your own shoulder, most the time the owner of the puke parrot doesn't realize this until morning

Dude you alright?

WTF happened last night?
Well you shit on the floor, pissed in your pants, and vomited on your shoulder!
Fuck! look at this puke parrot man! goddamn it!

by villestation August 23, 2009

Hard-On Pardon

A courtesy you award to your male friend when you notice he has a hard-on at a random time but you act like you don't to save him from embarrassment.

At school, Sally noticed the bulge in Jake's pants and almost makes fun of him for it, but decided rather to give him a hard-on pardon.

by SeenNotHeard August 8, 2015

Parrow

South African slang word
To have a fight
beat each other up
A big argument

There was a hectic parrow at the rugby yesterday

I had a huge parrow with my connection

by Necrosys June 6, 2016

The Parrot

While a girl is on her knees throwing up into the toilet, a guy does her from behind.

Last night Brad did the parrot to his girlfriend... how nice that while he is helping her with sympathy, she was helping him with sex.

by KEVbaseball10 May 6, 2010