An award given to someone for creating something or doing something that is considered, well, a piece of shit!
Me: Look at this cool picture I drew!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!
by lucyslking May 24, 2010
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2. The best closing line ever said. It actually WAS perfect.
2. The best closing line ever said. It actually WAS perfect.
by Nobodyinparticular June 6, 2007
Get the Nobody's Perfect mug.A Noble is another word for a person who is of the opinion that they are better than others at one particular thing.
A Noble always blames his/her own misdoings on other people so not to lose out on anything.
A Noble is very hard to understand, as one may be a Noble's best friend one day and be called names the next.
A Noble also thinks he/she is the best at CoD:MW2.
A Noble always blames his/her own misdoings on other people so not to lose out on anything.
A Noble is very hard to understand, as one may be a Noble's best friend one day and be called names the next.
A Noble also thinks he/she is the best at CoD:MW2.
Guy: Hey Noble, like that kill?
Noble: NO IT WAS TERRIBLE, I'D DO BETTER, ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT ME!
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Noble: Hey Man!
Guy: Hi, Noble.
*next day*
Guy 2: Hey Noble, I saw you with Guy 1 yesterday!
Noble: Yeah, He's a Dickhead
Noble: NO IT WAS TERRIBLE, I'D DO BETTER, ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT ME!
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Noble: Hey Man!
Guy: Hi, Noble.
*next day*
Guy 2: Hey Noble, I saw you with Guy 1 yesterday!
Noble: Yeah, He's a Dickhead
by The_Mezz_Man May 21, 2010
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Guy: You guys are such fucking dorks, football is the best sport ever no ones better than me
Girl: Oh my god, that guy is sooo hot, he plays football!
Normal student: God noble is such a shitty town, the team sucks and the jocks are asshole
Normal Student 2: Yeah so true dude. Sick and tired of Noble.
Girl: Oh my god, that guy is sooo hot, he plays football!
Normal student: God noble is such a shitty town, the team sucks and the jocks are asshole
Normal Student 2: Yeah so true dude. Sick and tired of Noble.
by PrincipleAsshat January 7, 2011
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The act of failing a test with a very low grade, or being extremely confused in a school lesson. Usually due to a teacher with unbelievably high expectations who spent one class period glossing over an incredibly hard subject and gave an in-depth test on it the next day.
A corruption of something between noob-tube and hard-scope, which should be enough to make even the most calm FPS gamer feel like ripping his eyes out. Always capitalized in order to emphasize the epic-ness of the fail.
The act of failing a test with a very low grade, or being extremely confused in a school lesson. Usually due to a teacher with unbelievably high expectations who spent one class period glossing over an incredibly hard subject and gave an in-depth test on it the next day.
A corruption of something between noob-tube and hard-scope, which should be enough to make even the most calm FPS gamer feel like ripping his eyes out. Always capitalized in order to emphasize the epic-ness of the fail.
Example 1).
Person 1: What'd you get on the chemistry test?
Person 2: A 36, I got Nobe-scoped.
Example 2).
Teacher: Alright, today we're going to talk about the effects of fluid dynamics on the history of the Papacy.
Student 1 to Student 2: You ready to get Nobe-scoped?
Person 1: What'd you get on the chemistry test?
Person 2: A 36, I got Nobe-scoped.
Example 2).
Teacher: Alright, today we're going to talk about the effects of fluid dynamics on the history of the Papacy.
Student 1 to Student 2: You ready to get Nobe-scoped?
by Thomas Jeffrey Hanks December 4, 2011
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John- hey Jill you look awesome today
Jill- Hey Jack you look pretty good yourself
Bob- Nobody ever pays me in gum!
Jill- Hey Jack you look pretty good yourself
Bob- Nobody ever pays me in gum!
by Ike Antfly October 1, 2010
Get the nobody ever pays me in gum mug.An everyday 'error' performed to perfection and in company. Can be used as a noun "You Nobber" or as an adjective "That was a nobber thing to do".
The dropping of items often filled with a hot substance i.e. tea, coffee mugs - "You absolute nobber"
Smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.
Making a complete cock-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking - burning / ruining dinner. "That was such a nobber mistake".
Smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.
Making a complete cock-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking - burning / ruining dinner. "That was such a nobber mistake".
by Wazza101 February 3, 2012
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