Kid knows 99% of the bibble however he will find any chance to kiss the coaches ass or absolute cock slobber each and every teacher in order to bump up his shit grade. This ugly dumbass has collected all 6 virginity stones and still manages fuck himself over every day. Shattered spine Stewart (or split spine Stewart) has 1 friend and that’s his dog with severe diabetes. Big yikes in the chat for this one
by Everyone-Moses-knows June 21, 2019
Get the Moses Stewart mug.Moses Beacon is the most caring person u will ever meet if you’ll pardon the pun helping many passengers through the airport and whenever there is a problem he is quickly on the case using his effective running techniques if you’ll pardon the pun and known for speaking many languages like Chinese which he is fluent inif you’ll pardon the pun. His caring nature is shown by the lord of people he helps such as 92 hetty wolf helping her go through the airport for her first ever flight and his caring nature is also shown when hetty goes to her plane and Moses threatens to kick her in the face if you’ll pardon the pun. He also runs a charity called wishwings if you’ll pardon the pun which has helped a record 3 people achieve the flight of their lives. He is also known for helping his famous passengers with their secrecy going through the airport such as Anna freel when he shouts make way for miss Anna freel plz she’s lost her wig if you’ll pardon the pun. His keeps his scared passengers happy with his safe facts about flight safety when he says that 122 planes went down last year for his scared passengers. He helps his charity so much he was rushed to hospital for blowing to hard on a ballon and thinks he does “too much” if you’ll pardon the pun
Person 1:That guy is faster than usain bolt because of his running technique
Person 2: yea it’s Moses Beacon
Person 2: yea it’s Moses Beacon
by AandBarefitaf November 9, 2019
Get the Moses Beacon mug.*MOSES* is one of the coolest, attractive, Good looking and *Princely* persons on Earth you'll be thankful you met... They are born leaders, Rich yet so meek and humble, down to earth and can stick with you through your trying times to ensure you feel alright and safe... One amazing thing about meeting a *Moses* is that they give excellent advices and are said to be full of Wisdom when you are confused. They can show real care and concern for you that you can hardly feel alone in this world. Our world needs *Moseses* because of the chaos that people experience.. A remarkable thing about having a *Moses* in your life is that they can assist you come out of terrible issues and guide you to a place of safety. They are equally *romantic* and excellent lovers and are loyal.. A Moses is a person that has your back, a true profitable Companion and a committed friend.
_Dude you need a MOSES In your life.._
_Dude you need a MOSES In your life.._
That is a Moses you shouldn't let pass you by..
After been through hinge and bumble with that heart breaker, I found a MOSES
After been through hinge and bumble with that heart breaker, I found a MOSES
by Your High and Royal Majesty February 5, 2020
Get the MOSES mug.A very very dangerous place in Manchester. Many even say it’s ‘ghetto central’.
It’s full of crackheads what still have the effect of spice and there’s very suspicious behaviour there caused by the ones who walk around with bulging eyes.
Best place to get ganga and rahhs all the big batty tingz are located there.
If you get on the bad side of anyone in mosside well your death bed is going to be the floor of Alexandra Park.
It’s full of crackheads what still have the effect of spice and there’s very suspicious behaviour there caused by the ones who walk around with bulging eyes.
Best place to get ganga and rahhs all the big batty tingz are located there.
If you get on the bad side of anyone in mosside well your death bed is going to be the floor of Alexandra Park.
News: *Another stabbing has been committed in Manchester*
Boy 1: I’ll bet u 20 quid it’s deff mosside
Boy 2: Nah it’s probably Cheetham Hill, but sn
News: *In Alexandra park mosside*
Boy 1: I’ll have my 20 quid now
Boy 1: I’ll bet u 20 quid it’s deff mosside
Boy 2: Nah it’s probably Cheetham Hill, but sn
News: *In Alexandra park mosside*
Boy 1: I’ll have my 20 quid now
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by Sussy Baka INC. December 6, 2021
Get the Mogus Impostor mug.Please don’t ever compare a neighborhood to England to any inner city in the US. Miss side was a small inner city neighborhood that was decently bad in the 90s. But people who compare it to Compton are weird. Stop trying to be something your not. Miss side has never looked as rough as Detroit, Baltimore. Compton. Or any inner city US city. Stop please, you compare moss side which has never had a population over 18,000 to an entire city in America which has always had a population of 80,000+ and is apart of the LA metro. The only reason why mods side had a higher murder rate than Compton was because it was so small. Manchester doesn’t even come close to the amount of murders any major US city has including Compton and never has.
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