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stacey's mom

a older woman you are attracted to and unable to attain
originates from a popular kick ass song by fountains of wayne
stacey's mom has got it going on. she's all i want, and i've waited for so long.
by ticonmyderoga January 2, 2005
mugGet the stacey's mommug.

goat mom

Goat mom is a character from the populair Indie-Game, Undertale.
Her real name is actually Toriel. But that nickname was given because
in the game, she is pretty like a motherfigure to you.
" OH MY GOD GOAT MOM <3 " - A random Undertale Trash.
" Why does even people like her anyway? " - A furry hater.
" OH GOD, IM SO SORRY GOAT MOM! " - Someone doing a Genocide run.
by Xrayer March 26, 2016
mugGet the goat mommug.

Dance Moms

A show on Lifetime about Miss Abby, The moms and The girls. Don't forget Cathy. She likes to make fights and she progressively grows older and more annoying.
Jaz: I want to go watch dance moms. What channel is it on?
Sonia: Its on Lifetime
by Labi June 18, 2013
mugGet the Dance Momsmug.

kyle's mom

A big fat bitch, said to be the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She is also a stupid bitch (if there ever was a bitch) and is normally a bitch to all the boys and girls. She is a bitch on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Saturday, but to be different, on Sunday, she's a super king kamaya maya beeeyotch. Kyle's mom is mean and has stupid hair, and can be classified as dirty. Other kids around the world have been asked, and it's agreeable that she is a big fat bitch. In summary, she is a big fat fucking bitch.
Kyle's mom is such a big 'ol bitch!
by vgboy2002 May 16, 2004
mugGet the kyle's mommug.

UR MOM

Defenition 1: This word can replace a noun, if done correctly.

Defenition 2: If one can't think of a cool come back. This is the phrase to use.
Guy 1: "Whoa! U made cool sound effects with that paper bag..."
Guy 2: "UR MOM makes cool sound effect!"
mugGet the UR MOMmug.

zoo mom

A person, usually a woman, who reads something factual and then tells other people about it in a condescending, or haughty, manner, pretending as if it was common knowledge. The phenomenon can be readily overheard zoos, where there are lots of moms, and lots of factual information.
Person 1: Wow, it's amazing how these wolves don't get cold on the snowy ground.
Zoo mom: They stay warm because they have a special system of veins and arteries in their legs that recirculates their body heat, instead of losing it to the ground.
Person 1: Oh, yes, I see that that is exact what that sign you just read says.
by HenryTheNavigator February 23, 2013
mugGet the zoo mommug.

mom goal

In lacrosse when a shot hits the side of the net and doesn’t go in. All the mom’s scream because they saw the net move but it was not a goal.
Did they score? No it was a “mom goal”.
by Bobsmokin May 6, 2019
mugGet the mom goalmug.

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