Marko's toilet leg syndrome

When your legs go numb from sitting on the toilet for too long.

After spending 2 hours scrolling Instagram In the bathroom I developed a case of Marko's toilet leg syndrome (MTLS).

by Marko Polo March 1, 2020

Tear down my leg

It’s a idiom for being wet, literally

“ People with curly hair and braces make a tear down my leg. “

tear drop down my leg = I’m sooo wet for him

by ilovebasa April 7, 2023

you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".

A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009

get a leg over

Getting a woman in bed for sex...as in "scoring"; having sex with someone.

Sandra's new boyfriend seems to be genuine and sincere even though I know he's just trying to 'get a leg over'.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 28, 2023

baby leg

Generally, the size of a black man's penis.

<humble, yet happy black man>: Guhl, it's roughly about the size of a baby leg

by Nuckra May 28, 2003

slick leg

prison slang for a sexual act which entails one man laying on his stomach with his legs closed together while another man places his penis between the crack of the first mans thighs, hunches then dispells his ejaculation on on his legs

inmate 1: Man ,I heard you got fucked by that nigga.
inmate 2: Naw, he just slicked legged me.

by prison linguist May 18, 2004

pot leg

the tingling sensation you feel when you have been sitting on the pot too long;

when the toilet applies pressure to your legs for a long period of time and causes them to become numb;

Pot leg always ruins my bathroom reading.

by Nik_Nik February 6, 2009