These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.
President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor
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An effect of listening to the original version of Lavander Town's music in Pokemon Red and Blue. The original song contained higher freqencies in sound that were only audible to children and teenagers. This resulted in severe illnesses and a spike in young suicides in Japan. Hidden messages were found in some versions of the song.
I couldent get that damn song out of my head... it felt like it was slowly killing me from the inside. I was hanging from the rafters, a belt around my neck before it became clear that I had.... Lavender Town Syndrome. I fear though, you may be next.
by lastofthem789 August 1, 2013
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by Nicholas D June 6, 2004
Get the bake like a challah and leaven mug.Being in a Lavender Haze is a phrase found in the 1950s. It is about being deeply in love with somebody, kind of being oblivious to everything around them that isn't about their crush and/or love interest.
This is also a song with the name Lavender Haze by Taylor Swift about wanting to be in/being in a 'Lavender Haze' (as described by the first definition)
This is also a song with the name Lavender Haze by Taylor Swift about wanting to be in/being in a 'Lavender Haze' (as described by the first definition)
Person 1: Hey, Person 2, have you heard the new TS song, 'Lavender Haze'? What does it mean?
Person 2: It means to be deeply in love!
Person1: Oh! So, you're oblivious to everyone else?
Person 2: You get it now!
Person 2: It means to be deeply in love!
Person1: Oh! So, you're oblivious to everyone else?
Person 2: You get it now!
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by LixxLaJoy December 7, 2006
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If this sentence makes you cringe, then this is the book for you:
"The every day mans mind was blown away when he discovred grammer and it's importance in todays soicety."
If this sentence makes you cringe, then this is the book for you:
"The every day mans mind was blown away when he discovred grammer and it's importance in todays soicety."
"I just finished reading the book Eats, Shoots and Leaves... and MAN, was I entertained!"
Example based on one of Lynn Truss's (double posessive, yes, I realize this):
I just got back from the park. There was a sign that said, 'No Dogs Please.' This is in fact untrue. Many dogs DO please! You can't steriotype dogs into all of the same category! That's just wrong.
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A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, and then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a poorly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
Example based on one of Lynn Truss's (double posessive, yes, I realize this):
I just got back from the park. There was a sign that said, 'No Dogs Please.' This is in fact untrue. Many dogs DO please! You can't steriotype dogs into all of the same category! That's just wrong.
* * *
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, and then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a poorly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
by BATzerk September 10, 2006
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