A bosses pet, sucks the occasional cock to stay under the wing. Can often be found driving a clapped out Z71 spittin baccer chew, operator of a shovel and sits on toilets before removing the plunger.
by The lout October 25, 2019
Get the Kylemug. A Kyle is a teenager who is a total douchebag and is obsessed with Monster Energy drinks. Kyle can usually be found punching holes in walls due to daddy issues and can be seen roaming the streets in his riced out Honda. Kyle often claims that he bangs many chicks but likely has never talked to a woman in his life.
Kyle: Yo wassup bros, my dad threw away my monster so I punched a hole in his wall and he kicked me out again. Now im out banging all the chicks in my honda civic.
by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 13, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle's carry an ANGRY aura around them. They prefer to punch holes through drywall and drinking monster energy drinks while playing black ops II on their xbox 360. Absolute madlads, they can take down a Chad. They aren't worthy of a Stacy, they are more worthy of a Becky. He lives in the basement of his mothers home, and refuses to pay rent. He tried to be a youtuber but his career flopped. Best friend is Dylan. Draws that really cool S symbol a lot, and thinks he's the coolest motherfucking person ever. Had braces and was a literal nerd lol.
Tyler: oh my god, who's that over there? is that Kyle?
Bill: HOLY SHIT TURN AWAY HE'S COMING TOWARDS YOU!
Tyler: AAAAA HE'S GOING TO CHOKE ME WITH HIS DRYWALL-PUNCHING FIST
Tyler: *choking*
Kyle: *Cheeto dust all over Tyler's neck*
Bill: HOLY SHIT TURN AWAY HE'S COMING TOWARDS YOU!
Tyler: AAAAA HE'S GOING TO CHOKE ME WITH HIS DRYWALL-PUNCHING FIST
Tyler: *choking*
Kyle: *Cheeto dust all over Tyler's neck*
by kayvaline June 14, 2019
Get the Kylemug. kylee is the best friend ever.she is always making you laugh and always twerking . she is in love with kool-aid because it gets her crunk(crunk means the child way of being drunk).kylee has shorter brown hair but she likes to keep her air up a lot.
kylee
by the skinny rat November 26, 2019
Get the kyleemug. Kyle's are a rare but common breed of teenagers that are know for having mommy or daddy issues, wear athletic shorts, hoodies, flat bill caps, have anger issues, keep knifes and exotic weapons (Shurikens) that make them think there cooler, think there tough but aren't. However in the end a Kyle in it's natural habitat drinks monsters by the dozen and punches holes throw drywalls. Kyle's can't grow out of this phase it's impossible. So before the age of 25 they either die off or become 1 of the only 3 things a Kyle can do. Deal drugs, work at a gas station, or any overnight job. Beware Kyle's as cringey and annoying as they are to be around, they spread a contagious diease called "hype" which can force people with weak wills to join in on whatever there doing and quote on quote "Fuck shit up!🤘"
Teenager 1: Yo...watch out here comes Kyle.
Teenager 2: Oh shit. Kyle is such a Kyle.
Kyle: Hey Bros...*Slurps monster* are you guys tryna fuck shit up?!?!
Kyle: Ahhhhhhhh!!! *Punches nearest wall*
Teenager 2: Oh shit. Kyle is such a Kyle.
Kyle: Hey Bros...*Slurps monster* are you guys tryna fuck shit up?!?!
Kyle: Ahhhhhhhh!!! *Punches nearest wall*
by Linked Carts June 4, 2019
Get the Kylemug. by MIEHMIEH July 8, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle is usually small loves his energy drinks and footy cards, he cheats on fortnite but very loving and beautiful
by AaronBirtha August 31, 2020
Get the Kylemug.