Jonathan

A lil pussy who talks big behind your back but when confronted, turns to a complete wimp. No accomplishments, can’t talk to girls at all. A total 60 year old virgin and a football team reject

Jonathan is such a wimp. He talks bad behind my back and says nothin when confronted. What a puss puss.

by Dr. Penguin 101234 March 3, 2019

Jonathan Ji

Jonathan Ji, is a very good friend who always tries to keep on top. He is very good at gaming and is quite smart. He surrounds himself with plenty of friends. Like Jared, Sam, Yuwen and Ryan. His grades are usually above average. He is a keeper. He will always your gf. He his pretty good at typing as well. Jonathan is also cracked at gaming.

Oh his name is Jonathan Ji? He must be cool!
Who is that cool person? Its Jonathan Ji?

by Adrien Fowl May 18, 2021

Jonathan Hitlerson

A tall ass jewish nigger who licks his two mothers penises. tends to pick up pennies off the ground and had his whole family gassed to death though he was too ugly for the guards to look at.

- Fuck you nigga
- Fuck you too you Jonathan Hitlerson!

by Blobigga January 25, 2019

jonathan

The name of thor's hammer according to paul rudd.

I can't believe that iron man couldn't lift jonathan!
When captain america lifted jonathan the crowd went wild.

by phoenixfire013 April 3, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is mostly referred to as Johnny. Johnny is usually the skinny lengthy guy, and dress weird sometimes.

Anyone: Jonathan wanna call the girls ?

Johnny: Eww wtf is that, I don’t like girls.

by offline 📶 May 20, 2021

Jonathan

He is my favorite, I have a crush on him and he smiles at me everytime I'm on his presence

He is nice and helpful, Jonathan is the best

by Ms.Ramirez March 16, 2023

jonathan paradis

a man with a massive booty.

Golly that man is defined a jonathan paradis

by david wallace October 18, 2023